http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com ...and the celebrities you love to hate more. Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:23:52 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Honestly, dude, what the fuck? Not only were you the greatest actor of your generation, but your performance in "Lords of Dogtown" is one of my all-time favorites. You know, if you really wanted to kill something with sleeping pills today, I’m sure Lindsay or Britney or Paris ... http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2008/01/22/idiot/ Troubled (?) pop star Britney Spears was hospitalized late Thursday night after keeping police and rescue workers at bay for more than an hour by locking herself in a bathroom with her two children at her home in Beverly Hills. While no one knows exactly how the police managed ... http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2008/01/04/mad-as-a-hatter/ Hopefully, 2008 will be the year that Brooke Burke finally stops shoving penises into her vagina drumsticks into her mouth and starts working out more. Seriously, what is she up to now? Like 200 kids pounds? [Brooke Burke - Tarvena Tony's / December 31, 2007 - Click To Enlarge] http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2008/01/03/fat-person-alert/ Remember last week when we were walking down the street together and you kept asking me why I kept kicking every child I saw in the head? Well, my friend, here’s a perfect example why: a picture of the always-lovely Monica Bellucci and her wonderful cleavage that I ... http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2008/01/02/children-ruin-everything/ If, of course, you’re the one responsible for cutting her hair or selling her that bikini of Playdough colors. Special Note to Elisha Cuthbert: No, fuck you and the viral marketing campaign that convinced me to see "Captivity". I still can’t believe that piece of shit was directed by ... http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2008/01/02/elisha-cuthbert-has-a-message-for-you/ Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it customary for God to answer all prayers when given. Because I’m pretty sure I remember asking him last week to reach down from the heavens and stab Paris Hilton to death with a broken beer bottle before the year was out. ... http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2008/01/02/god-must-be-dead/ Ashlee Simpson was in Miami last night, hosting a New Year’s Eve party for a bunch of people who must really hate themselves. No, I wasn’t there, but apparently Ashlee’s boyfriend was and now I’m going to have to look up his name because I have no idea who ... http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2008/01/01/ashlee-simpson-has-a-boyfriend/ I see the police have finally taken my advice and begun taking mugshots of whores from farther back. [Diane Kruger Used To Look Much Better] Teri Hatcher is being sued by a cosmetics company for making it look like their makeup doesn't work. [In Case You Didn't Know] Britney Spears ... http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/12/05/the-gossip-you-love-to-hate-73/ During a recent press junket for his new film “I Am Legend”, Will Smith dodged a question about his past involvement with Scientology by saying that he doesn’t “necessarily believe in organized religion” and that’s how he became the prince of a town called Bel Air. From US Magazine: "I love my ... http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/12/04/will-smith-doesnt-like-organized-religion-humility/ For the first time in, oh, let’s say 20 years, the Spice Girls entertained a crowd of, oh, let’s say maybe ten people with a, oh, let’s say horribly lip-synced concert in Vancouver yesterday. And just so you know, the Vancouver I’m talking about here is the one found ... http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/2007/12/03/the-spice-girls-celebrate-imperialism/