Eva Mendes isn’t wearing a bra because she’s dressed like a man. I know, I know — that sentence was like an emotional rollercoaster. [Eva Mendes Does Gotham]

Avril Lavigne whores it up for her new music video by being herself. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

Keira Knightley is currently shooting “The Duchess” in London. No, it’s actually more boring than it sounds. [Pop Atlas]

Britney Spears is obsessed with Princess Diana and her untimely death during World War Vietnam. [Hollywood Backwash]

If Jennifer Hudson ever blew me a kiss, I’d start to salivate at the smell of bacon. It’s delicious! [Dlisted]

Was Vanessa Hudgens fired from Disney because she was naked in those photos or because she wasn’t wearing any mouse ears? [The Naked Celebrity]

So this is the woman who claims that Lindsay Lohan stole her fiance? Damn, she’s lucky she didn’t lose him earlier to an old bag lady or an escaped bear. Bitch is ugly. [The Star Blogger]

Hilary Swank is going to complete her lesbian trifecta by playing Amelia Earhart. [Celebrity Nation]

Nick Nolte still hasn’t named his new baby yet. I’m guessing it’s because he’s been too busy working — on that keg in the basement. A keg named Isabelle. [Celebrity Baby Names]

And finally, here’s Ellen DeGeneres crying about dogs or something. I really don’t know since I prefer to only watch lesbians when they’re naked and kissing each other.

Once again, Victoria Beckham is caught off guard by the paparazzi. C’mon, guys, at least give her a chance to pose next time. [Victoria Beckham Is Just Hanging Out]

I wonder if Hilary Duff knows that people can see through her dress, or if she’s just blaming all that vomiting around her on last night’s party. [Pop Atlas]

Nick Nolte is a father again at the age of 66. All of which begs the question: does Nick Nolte think babies are full of beer? [Dlisted]

Jennifer Lopez went on TRL yesterday looking like the damn Hamburglar. Felon. [Bizzom]

I think Halle Berry being pregnant will be good for us all. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

This Hayden Panettiere upskirt moment brought to you by the makers of yawwwwwn. [Celebridiot]

Now that Britney’s passed her first court-ordered drug test, look for her to celebrate by fucking up the next one. [In Case You Didn't Know]

Lindsay Lohan’s finally out of rehab. Maybe she should get together with Britney and celebrate. [The Star Blogger]

Nip/Tuck will be coming back for its 5th season on Oct. 30. Don’t make me have to hurt you for not watching it. Yeah, that’s right, John, Jim, Tom, Michelle, Liz, Kate, Jack, Chris, Alex, Paul, Todd, Tim, Susan, Ann, Kari, Kevin, Omar, and anyone whose name ends with a “y”, I’m talking to you. [Popbytes]

And finally, it’s Britney, bitch. I think she means you.