I don’t know what’s been going through the mind of Michelle Williams since her break-up with Heath Ledger, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with never wanting to get laid again. I mean, right now she looks like she just stepped out of an old episode of “The Twilight Zone” and I’m not saying that because she looks like some kind of alien monster or something. I’m saying that because my grandmother was buried with that same hairstyle back in ‘63 and my grandfather’s still not ready to date yet. You know, in case you were wondering, Michelle.