I wonder if Hilary Duff knows that people can see through her dress, or if she’s just blaming all that vomiting around her on last night’s party. [Pop Atlas]

Nick Nolte is a father again at the age of 66. All of which begs the question: does Nick Nolte think babies are full of beer? [Dlisted]

Jennifer Lopez went on TRL yesterday looking like the damn Hamburglar. Felon. [Bizzom]

I think Halle Berry being pregnant will be good for us all. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

This Hayden Panettiere upskirt moment brought to you by the makers of yawwwwwn. [Celebridiot]

Now that Britney’s passed her first court-ordered drug test, look for her to celebrate by fucking up the next one. [In Case You Didn't Know]

Lindsay Lohan’s finally out of rehab. Maybe she should get together with Britney and celebrate. [The Star Blogger]

Nip/Tuck will be coming back for its 5th season on Oct. 30. Don’t make me have to hurt you for not watching it. Yeah, that’s right, John, Jim, Tom, Michelle, Liz, Kate, Jack, Chris, Alex, Paul, Todd, Tim, Susan, Ann, Kari, Kevin, Omar, and anyone whose name ends with a “y”, I’m talking to you. [Popbytes]

And finally, it’s Britney, bitch. I think she means you.