Say what you will about Eva Longoria, but you have to admit she cleans photoshops up well. Although I guess one could argue that Bebe Sport could have easily gotten the same effect from an exceptionally tan mannequin, given that Eva’s expression here is about as vacant as my upcoming funeral.

Yes, sadly, I’ve been diagnosed with assholetitis. My doctor says I have about six months to a year before someone beats me to death.

Editor’s Note: So, am I to assume that Bebe Sport is trying to appeal to Scientologists with this ad. Because I honestly can’t see myself using this stuff unless I was in space. Or married to Roger Vadim.