The Photos You Love To Hate
[Scarlett Johansson - Loitering with Josh Hartnett in NYC / August 2, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
If you enlarge these photographs, you will see that Scarlett Johansson is not only eating an ice cream cone, but also sporting one hell of a nose ring. Or is it a magnet? They make those for cocaine, you know. Hey, where did Lindsay go?
[Halle Berry - Hollywood / July 31, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
Remember all those rumors last week about Halle Berry being pregnant? Well, it appears she went ahead with the abortion. Fucking murderer. I bet she cuts the mold off her cheese too.
[Julia Stiles - The Grand Classics Screening of “Cool Hand Luke” / August 1, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
Ok, decision time: should I mock Julia Stiles for having the fashion sense of my grandmother or applaud her for watching a classic film like “Cool Hand Luke”? You know, I think I’m going to applaud her. If only because I don’t like to make fun of disfigured people.
[Jennifer Aniston - Look out! She Has A Puppy! / August 2, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
I know Jennifer Aniston is a humorless bitch, but was it really necessary for her to throw the poor puppy off the balcony like that. It’s not like it named itself Brad.
[Tara Reid - X-Games Kick-Off Party / August 3, 2006 - Click To Enlarge]
I thought I’d go ahead and ruin everybody’s day by posting these pictures of Tara Reid. As you can see, she’s still the grossest thing on two legs. And by legs, I mean penises. Desperate penises.
In order to bring her new movie “The Omen” as much publicity as possible, actress Julia Stiles recently confessed that she’s a really big Madonna fan and that she almost couldn’t control herself when she finally got a chance to meet the pop star face to face. A truly startling admission considering her obsession with Madonna has about as much to do with “The Omen” as dead singer/songwriter Jim Croce has to do with this blog.
