In an upcoming interview with Elle magazine, Josh Holloway confesses that of all his male co-stars on “Lost, he would most want to have sex with Jorge “Hurley” Garcia because “at least he’d cuddle me good afterwards.”

Not only that but the 37-year-old actor also reveals that he would still want to have sex with Barbara Streisand and Sophia Loren, even though the two actresses are 64 and 72 respectively.

From MSNBC:

“I’ve fantasized about Barbra Streisand,” he told the mag, which hits stands tomorrow. “And I saw Sophia Loren at a restaurant a couple years ago and I thought, Wow, I’d still go there.”

If Holloway gets an alone moment with Loren, he might not want to use his favorite pickup line, which he told Elle is: “Wow, that’s a beautiful dress. I saw one just like it at Kmart.”

He explained his lady-killer theory: “See, you gotta make them think they’re all that, and then pull the carpet out from under them.”

This is the part where I’m supposed to remind you that “Lost” is back with all-new episodes this Wednesday. At least I think that was Josh Holloway’s original intention when he made such startling confessions to a magazine I wouldn’t pick to read over the shampoo bottle in my bathroom.

Although if you think about it, his comment about Sophia Loren isn’t that perversely upsetting considering the Italian beauty still looks like this:

It’s just a shame that ninety-nine percent of all male nurses are gay or Grandma Loren could be making quite the killing over there at Shady Acres. Much more than, say, oh I don’t know, these two:

The only thing these two will ever be paid to do over the age of 70 is to die quietly with an empty bladder and colon so clean-up time won’t cut into “The Young and the Restless” or “Will & Grace”.

Editor’s Note: Don’t you love how I positioned the two photographs so it looks like Jorge Garcia is doing Barbara Streisand in the butt? Pretty realistic, huh? I picked up those advanced photoshopping skills at the Pentagon. And just so you know, all those pictures of Saddam waving his gun around were fake. It was really just a Snickers bar, which also explains why I was always airbrushing his ass.

Ok, so I guess this photograph of “Lost” star Josh Holloway is supposed to be really sexy or something, although I must confess that I have absolutely no idea why. If you ask me, he looks awfully wet and greasy here, like he’s just spent half the day rolling around in the sand with Chris Isaak after the Exxon Valdez oil spill. Not something I really wanted to think about this close to bedtime, but what the hell, I’m not afraid. It’s not like I’m really gay if it’s a dream.