Like Cindy Crawford before her, actress Brooke Shields has finally realized that once you hit 40 and begin to look like warmed-over shit, you might as well just pick your nose in public and eat whatever you pull out of it. Because as it stands, people aren’t going to look at you any worse than they already do, so why not just sit back and enjoy the salty goodness of a booger while they all whisper behind your back about how badly you’ve aged.

There is, however, at least one exception to that over 40 rule: actress Lena Olin. At 50, she’s still one of the hottest women on the planet and seeing her pick her nose in public would only make me weep uncontrollably. Because if I was ever given the chance, I’d shag her not-so-tight ass in a New York minute - which, sadly enough, is about how long it would take me.

Editor’s Note: Click here to watch the whole nose-picking thing go down as a crudely composed animated gif. What? I look like fucking Walt Disney to you?