Marie Osmond Needs To Eat A Balanced Breakfast
“Dancing with the Stars” – October 22, 2007
Here’s Marie Osmond fainting at the end of her performance on “Dancing with the Stars” earlier tonight. I hope you all laugh at her as hard as the audience did.
Editor’s Note: Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: what was I doing watching “Dancing with the Stars” tonight when I should have been watching something manly like “Prison Break” Well, if you must know, I originally sat down with my many beers to watch Monday Night Football, but totally forgot that it’s no longer on ABC.
So instead of wasting precious strength on moving my thumb around to change the channel, I decided to simply try and make “Dancing with the Stars” disappear by chugging as many beers as I could in an effort to pass out. Unfortunately, it didn’t work, but hey, at least Marie Osmond passed out.
I wonder, does that make me E.T. now?









