*not made of actual waffles.

From People:

Police say Kid Rock stopped by a restaurant early Sunday after their show, and a male customer recognized a female in Rock’s entourage. Words were exchanged, and a fight ensued, the station reports.

After police were called, the singer’s tour bus was pulled over, and he and the members of his entourage were arrested. In addition to Rock’s arrest, the male customer also has been charged with a felony for allegedly smashing a window of the restaurant.

According to FOX, Kid Rock posted $1,000 bail and was released Sunday evening from DeKalb County jail, signing autographs on his way out.

Wow, do wonders never cease? I would’ve never thought in a million years that one day I would be writing a story about Kid Rock being arrested for some type of scuffle inside a 24-hour waffle house. It just doesn’t sound like him at all.

For a man of such grace and intelligence, I would’ve thought that a more likely scenario would’ve involved Sir Kid Rock in a duel-implying altercation with another well-tuxedoed gentleman at Le Che Mon Gracias, an upscale restaurant in the heart of the theater distract. An altercation that would’ve ended with only stern declarations of “Sir!” and “Why I never!” and not tales of battery coupled with drunk tanks and bail.

I guess, in the end, we only have the current state of rock music to blame for Kid Rock’s uncharacteristic antics. Or is that rap music? What the fuck does this guy do again?