Who knew that the famous pumpkin patch creature that lurks in West Hollywood hoping to devour your children was such a sports fan? Not me, that’s for sure. In fact, I don’t even know what team and/or sport she’s implying to support by wearing this hat with the letter “B” on it. The Boston Pops perhaps? Baseball in general? Black men who dominate every sport imaginable but hockey and tennis? Team Bitch? Someone please tell me before I make a fool of myself and start crying all over this pretty dress of mine.

Special Note To Harrison Ford: You need to stop fucking this thing, man. You’re Harrison Ford, for Christ’s sake. Show some respect for yourself.