Here’s Britney Spears spending some time with her two kids earlier this week. I don’t see her court-appointed parenting coach / animal trainer anywhere in these pictures so I’m just going to automatically assume that Britney ate her and stole her boots. At least then we’d have some kind of explanation as to why she’s dressed like that while playing with children.

Take that purply little number, for example. I’m betting it was much longer before that damn parenting coach ripped it to shreds during the fight to save herself from Britney’s digestive tract. And those boots? Well, it sure beats those flip-flops she was wearing earlier. I mean, how the hell is Britney supposed to play with her kids in that parking lot if she’s always stepping on broken glass and running too slow to dodge traffic. After all, nothing puts an end to playtime faster than infection and death — and Charlie Sheen when he forgets the safe word.

Editor’s Note: Blah, blah, blah, bring on the weekend. Preferably one that’s Britney-free.