Remember Britney Spears’ brilliant VMA performance from a couple weeks ago? Well, apparently the backup dancers that had to lift her fat ass and endure her foul odor haven’t been fully paid yet since Britney is oblivious to everything but food, drugs, and more food and drugs.

From Page Six:

“The dancers were paid for the actual show and some of the rehearsals, but not all of them,” an insider told Us Weekly. Spears dropped her management team, The Firm, and according to the mag, “Her management usually pays the dancers.” Spears also “ignored” the court-appointed parenting coach assigned to monitor her visits with her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Spears’ coach has asked a judge to order her to show up to her office because, she “refuses to pay attention to her.”

This is perfect. With Britney ignoring everything from backup dancers to parenting coaches, it’s only a matter of time before she begins to ignore more important things like “Beware of Dog” signs and poison labels. Maybe even breathing too, if we’re all really lucky and she’s as lazy as I think she is.

Of course, you may want to pray that she begins to ignore her need for oxygen long before such things as stop signs and pedestrians or she might accidentally kill you one day and barbecue your corpse. They do that with road kill, you know, those Louisiana natives. That’s why me and Whoopi Goldberg try to stay out of the Deep South. Well, that and warrants.