Perennial drunkard Vince Vaughn was booed off the stage at the Bordello Club in Los Angeles last month after he attempted to sing an Elvis song while *gasp* drunk.

From MSN:

An eyewitness said: “After the rockabilly band finished a song, Vince must have decided that everyone was dying to hear him sing! He suddenly climbed on stage and talked to a band member off to the side, then grabbed the microphone and announced, ‘I’m gonna do an Elvis song!’ Everyone was excited at first since Vince is a celebrity.

“He started singing ‘Little Sister’, but he was off key and seemed to stumble through the lyrics. The regular crowd was not impressed at all. They actually started booing halfway through the song, and when he was through, one guy yelled out, ‘Hey Vince – don’t quit your day job!’ “

I’m sorry, but this story just makes me sad. To think that an entire group of people booed Vince Vaughn off the stage instead of dragging him outside and pummeling him to death in the parking lot is just so heartbreaking.

For the love of god, what will it take for you Los Angelesianists to get the point that Vince Vaughn has a death wish and he wants you guys to take care of it? Those “Fred Claus” commercials air every five minutes for a reason, you know. At this point, I fear poor Vince may try to take matters into his own hands and end up like Owen Wilson. I mean, come on, “You, Me, & Dupree”? You guys really dropped the ball on that one.

Editor’s Note: Feel free to take everything I just said and replace “Vince Vaughn” with “Ben Stiller”. Please.