Pamela Anderson and her “friend of 15 years” Rick Salomon – also known as the man who spent “1 Night in Paris” – applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas over the weekend. This will be the third marriage for the former “Baywatch” star and at least the second time Rick Salomon has stuck his penis inside an STD-infested jungle.

From People:

“I was told late Saturday night that they filed for a marriage license,” a source tells PEOPLE, adding that Anderson – who has been performing with magician Hans Klok at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino – and Salomon, 38, have been inseparable lately. “Rick is always with her. He’s backstage when she does her show all the time.”

According to Access, their Las Vegas affiliate KVBC confirmed that the pair had gotten the license on Saturday.

The pair, who headed back to Los Angeles Saturday night, have been staying at Anderson’s Malibu beach house.

A rep for Anderson had no comment.

I hate to be the bearer of rogue cynicism, but I’m pretty sure Pam is only marrying this guy to get his liver. After all, she’s been walking around with Hepatitis C for a couple of years now and that liver of hers has got to be on its last Our Father. Or Salah. I really don’t know which since I’ve never seen her liver in church or spoken to it directly.

I do know, however, that her vagina and enormous breast/ass concoction worship at the church of Satan. I see them there in the woods behind my local high school from time to time. They like to wear all black like I do. No mask though.

Editor’s Note To Livers Everywhere: Damn you and your regenerative powers! Now they will both live.