Crystal Meth Much?
![Britney Spears 1 [Outside The Desert Sun Tanning Salon in Malibu - September 25, 2007]](/images/large/britney spears/Britney-Spears-Meth-1-Post.jpg)
I know I often mock Britney Spears for being a complete fucking idiot, but today I’m going to have to pay her a compliment.
So, Britney, here it is:
Those drugs really bring out the blue in your fake contacts.
Editor’s Note: If you’re wondering why I’m waving right now, it’s because I’m trying to get Britney’s attention. Sure, I may be on the east coast and she on the west, but I’m pretty sure she can see me with eyes like that.
Unfortunately, there’s about 6000 KFC restaurants between here and LA, so she’s probably quite distracted at the moment. Perhaps if I try waving with a drumstick in my hand. No? Well, then how about this crack pi…oh yeah, that did it.
![Britney Spears 2 [Outside The Desert Sun Tanning Salon in Malibu - September 25, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-spears-meth-2.thumbnail.jpg)
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![Britney Spears 4 [Outside The Desert Sun Tanning Salon in Malibu - September 25, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-spears-meth-4.thumbnail.jpg)
![Britney Spears 5 [Outside The Desert Sun Tanning Salon in Malibu - September 25, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-spears-meth-5.thumbnail.jpg)
![Britney Spears 6 [Outside The Desert Sun Tanning Salon in Malibu - September 25, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-spears-meth-6.thumbnail.jpg)
![Britney Spears 7 [Outside The Desert Sun Tanning Salon in Malibu - September 25, 2007]](http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/britney-spears-meth-7.thumbnail.jpg)
[Britney Spears - Outside The Desert Sun Tanning Salon in Malibu / September 25, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]
“Those drugs really bring out the blue in your fake contacts.”
Classic!
Comment by nate — September 27, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
God loves you Britney Spears, if you just pick up the King James bible you will find him speakim=ng to you. He knows you and is the only one that is able to set you free. Those who speak about you do not understand the depth of sin that you are in, there sin is no different. Sin is sin. It is no low or high. There is hope for you( If you need deliverence read the bible. There is hope for you( Love you so much)!!!!!
Comment by Christ's child — January 19, 2008 @ 9:25 pm