Here’s Kanye West telling everybody that he is “the #1 human being in music” after appearing on “The Wendy Williams Experience” – a radio gossip show that obviously originates from some kind of fancy bar that serves champagne to black people. Which is quite startling since I’m almost positive that champagne is strictly reserved for old white guys in tuxedos.

But hey, I guess when you’re “the #1 human being in music”, your genius just transcends the social norm and you’re allowed to do whatever the hell you want. Like make a complete drunken fool of yourself on VH1. Or bitch and moan like an irate cheerleader who just lost Nationals and started her period on the same day. Don’t cry, Kanye. There’s always next year. And menopause.

Editor’s Tip For Kanye West: Use a mirror next time instead of a camera. That way, you’ll all be in agreement.