Here’s a picture of Nicole Richie wading through the Pacific in search of a cheeseburger. You know, because she’s fat. Or, as some may say, pregnant. Which I’m still not sure about since I find it hard to believe that someone would actually stick his/her penis in her.

I mean, it’s not there isn’t other places in the world where one can stick one’s penis and still have a good time. Take your co-worker’s coffee mug for example. Or his/her mouth that’s always yapping. Those both sound like a lot of fun, don’t they? And hey, I bet you’ll even walk away with a raise at the end of the day too. Or maybe, if you’re really lucky, a cool box to put all your stuff in. Stuff like, say, your penis. See, there’s another one.

Editor’s Note: And lest we forget this photograph taken just over a year ago. Oh, okay, now I see it. It does look like it would be fun to stick your penis in her. Kind of like playing “Don’t Break The Ice” but instead, you try not to break her pelvic region or ribs. For ages 8 to adult.