TMZ is reporting that Dennis Rodman may be in trouble with the Orange County Sheriff’s Department after he slapped a woman on the ass and left a mark.

From TMZ:

TMZ has learned the Orange County Sheriff’s Department is investigating the incident, which allegedly took place at Hennessy’s Tavern in Dana Point, near Laguna Beach. One source says the ex-basketball star allegedly slapped the woman’s rear so hard, it left a “major mark.”

Jim Amormino, a spokesperson for the O.C. Sheriff, told TMZ, “Officers did respond to an incident involving a man and a woman. A police report was taken, and is currently with the sex crime unit of the Sheriff’s department.”

If this woman was smart, she’d just drop the charges and forget about it. Unless, of course, she wants to waste the next couple of months trying to convince law enforcement officials and a possible jury that, one, Dennis Rodman is still alive, and two, he slapped her ass instead of the handsome guy next to her.

Also, in Rodman’s defense, I’m sure he was aiming for her face, but missed because he was drunk and had some guy’s cock in his mouth. I know. I saw the whole thing.

Editor’s Note: Instead of posting some bullshit Rodman poses, I decided to give you pictures of Carmen Electra getting a new tattoo on her wrist last week. Apparently she misses all the marks she used to have there.