You might also want to use those scissors to cut out Richard Gere and his buddy from the background. Unless, of course, you’re into that kind of thing, then hey, you got room for one more?

Editor’s Note: For added realism, play select scenes from “Wicker Park”, “Troy”, or “National Treasure” in the background. And by “select scenes”, I mean scenes without Josh Hartnett or Nicolas Cage in them. Those guys are erection killers.