Jennifer Lopez hit the runway at Fashion Week earlier today to show off her new spring/summer collection. If you’re wondering why the runway is not an elevated catwalk like in most fashion shows, that’s because the last time J-Lo stepped out on one, the models backstage thought they were on the Titanic and panicked.

Luckily, Leonardo DiCapio was there to calm them down. Otherwise, they might have disturbed me and my ten women orgy in the back room. Oops, make that eleven. I forgot to count Leo’s girlfriend.

Editor’s Note: Fattie.