Former Hollywood publicist turned blogger Jonathan Jaxon is reporting that before her now infamous performance at the Video Music Awards Sunday night, Britney Spears was not only drinking but doing coke as well. In fact, she was so wasted, says JJ, that she almost hit the trifecta by falling before, after, and during her performance.

Oh yeah, and then the little [okay, big] coke whore tried to call her kids for support. Amazingly, they didn’t answer.

From JJ’s Blog:

The kids were staying at her ex husband K-Feds house with Britney’s mother and father. She shed many tears at the fact she was unable to reach them, calling out for them after her disastrous performance.

Spears was going to boycott the show all together but was afraid of loosing every bit of her career. “She took no direction in what anyone had to tell her or advise her on and she was absolutely rebellious with no talent anymore,” the source ads.

Ok, now you tell me. This story was more like beating…

Personally, I’m going to go with a dead Anna Nicole since there’s so much more of her to beat.

Editor’s Note: Just think, next year at this time, when I’m writing about Lindsay Lohan, I’ll be able to use a dead Britney picture to make my point. Unless, of course, I’m dead too. Then the only points I’ll be making will be against Hitler playing one-on-one. That bitch ain’t got no game.