Next! [Ashley Tisdale Might As Well Get Naked Too]

Raise your hand if you want to see J-Lo’s new music video. Now die. [Urban Review]

NBA star Shaquille O’Neill and actress Jenna Fischer (“The Office”) both split from their respective spouses today. Oh yeah, that’s not suspicious. [Celebridiot]

Apparently, if you blog about him, Kevin Costner will cum. Or something like that. [If I Blog It They Will Come]

Paris Hilton wants to name her first child “London”…after her dead cat. I am NOT fucking with you right now. [Celebrity Baby Names]

Damn, Halle Berry got big fast. She’s not eating babies too, is she? [Hollywood Backwash]

Lindsay Lohan’s dad paid her a visit in rehab today — in an attempt to get his hands on some real good shit. [Celebrity Nation]

Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that Amy Winehouse is a singer? Oh yeah right, and I bet Pete Doherty’s a singer too. [Bizzom]

Start pouring bleach on your eyes now; Britney Spears is going to open the Video Music Awards this Sunday. And hey, don’t forget those ears. [Dlisted]

And finally, here’s some footage of Brad Pitt with his two sons Maddox and Spike Lee at Tuesday’s Yankee game.