Okay, this clinches it – Kanye West is the most humorless fuck to have ever walked the face of the earth.

Seriously, the guy walks away with the GQ International Man of the Year Award tonight –- which, I might add, was purposely presented to him by a woman of his own race (the lovely Rosario Dawson) so he wouldn’t whine about all-powerful white women all night –- and he still looks like his dog was just run over by Rommel and his panzer division.

Fucking lighten up, dude. Right now, you have an award in one hand and Rosario Dawson in the other. That’s what we call a win-win situation. The least you could do is look like you’re enjoying yourself. You don’t want people to think you’re gay, do you? That would be worse than people mistaking you for a white man.

Ah, there’s that smile I was talking about…

Editor’s Note: Yep, he’s gay.