Quick Question
Would it be wrong to punch Faith Hill in the face? I really need to know before I lose the opportunity.
Special Note to Carrie Underwood: Don’t even bother answering. The last time I listened to you, Wynonna took five shots to the head before raping me. Needless to say, I wasn’t the only one who lost that day. My son’s only two and he’s already got a chin like Jay Leno.
Extra Special Note To Faith Hill’s Husband Whose Name I Do Not Know Because Country Music Is Stroke-Inducing: Bring it!







![Faith Hill 1 [New York City - August 31, 2007]](/images/large/misc/Faith-Hill-NYC-1-Post.jpg)
![Faith Hill 2 [New York City - August 31, 2007]](/images/large/misc/Faith-Hill-NYC-2-Post.jpg)



Someone had their Wheaties this morning.
Comment by dr. king — September 3, 2007 @ 6:02 pm
why would you possibly want to hurt your hand like that?
Comment by shane — September 3, 2007 @ 10:04 pm
You’re right once again, Shane.
Given my girlish hands and her status as an ice cold bitch, I’d be crying in no time. Even with a box of Wheaties in my system.
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — September 4, 2007 @ 12:06 am
I’ve known Faith since Nov 1995. While we are not exactly close, I do know she is NOT an ice cold bitch
Comment by David — April 7, 2008 @ 2:59 am