In case you missed it, here’s the first part of Diane Sawyer’s interview with Nicole Richie that aired earlier today on “Good Morning America”. In it, she talks about what a dumbass she is and gleefully confirms that she and Joel Madden are indeed pregnant. Which, to be honest, really isn’t news since Joel’s double chin told me that about two months ago.

What? Did you honestly think Nicole was carrying this baby? At her weight, she couldn’t even carry a tune. Seriously, one hum or whistle and she’d be passed out on the floor from exhaustion or dehydration or whatever else these celebrities like to call it when they “forgot” to eat that day.

Editor’s Note: According to ABC, the second part of this interview will air on “Good Morning America” tomorrow and on 20/20 later that night. Look for that part to contain 5 % fewer lies from her and about 4 % fewer eye rolls from you.