With Lindsay Lohan now back in rehab after yesterday’s DUI arrest, I thought I’d take a look back at the last two weeks and try to figure out what went so horribly wrong once she left Promises on July 13th.

First up, this picture of Lindsay attending an AA meeting on the very same day she “successfully” completed her 45-day stint at Promises. In hindsight, I’m beginning to think that this meeting began with “Hi, I’m Lindsay…” and ended with “…and I’m an alcoholic. Could somebody please toss me a beer so I can get my groove on?”

Next up…

…Lindsay attending another AA meeting three days later. See how happy she is now? That’s because she brought her own beer this time. Two forties – one for her and one for her English co-star from “The Parent Trap”, which, as luck would have it, would also be her.

Moving on…

…to later that night when Lindsay was spotted outside of Club Winston in a hat that looked suspiciously capable of holding a lot of vomit. Draw your own conclusions if you must, but I’m pretty sure that hat was never heard from again.

And the hits just keep on coming…

…to the next day when Lindsay shows up at her hairdresser’s place wearing an alcohol-monitoring bracelet on her ankle. Was she afraid she might crack and start chugging the hairspray? Of course not. She had plenty of gin in the car.

More you say? Well, alright…

Four days later, Lindsay hits the beach in Malibu and is photographed with a can of Coke in her hand. While the paparazzi laugh at the irony of it all, Lindsay smiles back because the can is filled with nothing but rum.

Okay, one more…

On July 22nd, Lindsay discovers Vitamin Water at the Polaroid House, but doesn’t find it “vitaminy” enough without vodka. A common complaint.

And finally…

…Lindsay gets busted for drunk driving [again] and is booked on a series of charges that could fetch her up to six years in jail. It turns out her alcohol-monitoring bracelet was filled with nothing but tic-tacs and Visine. I fucking knew it.

Mystery solved.