After nearly two months in rehab, Lindsay Lohan has officially completed her “occasional” stay at Promises and is now part of the clinic’s outpatient program.

Yes, you should consider that a warning.

From People:

Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane, gave PEOPLE this exclusive statement: “On Friday, July 13, 2007, Lindsay Lohan successfully completed her 45 days of residential and extended care treatment at Promises. She has transitioned to an intensive outpatient program, which includes attendance at daily AA meetings, outpatient therapy and daily testing. On her own, she has also made the decision in support of her sobriety to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet. In part she is wearing the bracelet so there are no questions about her sobriety if she chooses to go dancing or dining in a place where alcohol is served.”

Says Sloane of her client, “She’s doing great. Lindsay is working hard on her sobriety and we are all supporting her.”

When you’re as dumb as Lindsay Lohan, wearing an alcohol-monitoring bracelet to support your sobriety may not be your best option. Especially when you’re the only one monitoring it and you often confuse it with your watch.

“The time? Oh, it’s .15. I’ve still got another .15 before I have to leave and meet my sponsor. Hopefully, she’ll be able to read my alcohol-monitoring bracelet for me since it always looks so blurry. Sometimes though, I can make out the letter V, which is good since I’m sure it stands for Very Sober. Or Very Sexy. It monitors that too, you know.”

Editor’s Note: Here’s some pictures of Lindsay annoying it up at the Pure nightclub in Las Vegas this weekend. I don’t know about you, but I can’t see her alcohol-monitoring bracelet in any of these shots. Maybe I should put on my glasses. Or stop being so gullible.