First, they took all our jobs and now they’re stalking all are celebrities. Damn you, illegal immigrants! Damn you all to hell!

Special Note To All The Illegal Immigrants I Just Damned To Hell: Please don’t poison my tacos or bleach my dark slacks. I was just joking. You guys can stalk all the D-list celebrities you want. Just don’t try to smuggle them back to Mexico with you or we might have to give you all medals. Medals made in China.

Editor’s Note: No, I don’t know why Katharine McPhee is making that face, but I do know that I’m going to print out this picture and cut a hole in it.