Kevin Spacey Is A Loner
Kevin Spacey was spotted in a nightclub last Friday night, dirty dancing by himself near a corner booth. In fact, he was so into it, witnesses say, that her didn’t even stop to speak to a cocktail waitress trying to take his order and instead whispered his orders to his gay lover his life partner his longtime companion his roommate his frat brother a male friend who probably wasn’t straight.
From Page Six:
“He only stopped dancing to order drinks or run frantically through the crowd to the bathroom,” a source told The Post’s Marianne Garvey. Multiple witnesses and a rep for Home confirmed Spacey was at the club, but his flack claimed, “He wasn’t there, he was at Vassar.” A rep for Home said no staffers “saw anything odd.”
I’m sorry, but if Kevin Spacey was actually close enough to whisper his orders to a male friend during his dirty dance-a-thon in a nightclub filled with LOUD music, then isn’t it entirely possible that he was, in fact, dirty dancing with that guy instead of just himself. And if this male friend of his wasn’t actually dancing, but instead sitting in that corner booth the entire time, does that mean that Kevin Spacey wasn’t really dirty dancing, but instead giving him a lap dance? Man, I’m like a gay Sherlock Holmes over here, only with a gayer hat and bigger pipe. Call me!
Editor’s Note: Well, it turns out I was completely wrong about everything I just wrote. According to an e-mail I just received from Patrick Swayze, Kevin Spacey was actually dirty dancing with him, but people didn’t see him standing there because his career has been over for at least ten years now and he’s often mistaken for an African-American. Behold, the power of invisibility!
Source: [Page Six]
Seen on the Kevin Spacey board on IMDb.
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Wiltshire Times, Monday, 9 of July:
Film star’s surprise visit to pub, by Charley Morgan
A HOLLYWOOD actor and his pet dog paid a surprise visit to a village
pub over the weekend.
Kevin Spacey, who has starred in Seven, The Usual Suspects and
American Beauty, called in at the Cross Guns pub in Avoncliff, near
Bradford on Avon, for a pint on Friday night.
Spacey, who was joined by six or seven people from Tree Top
Productions, chatted with staff and signed autographs.
The actor, who was spending a quiet weekend on a barge, returned to
the pub on Sunday where he gave staff a letter saying how much he had
enjoyed his time there.
Landlord Ken Roberts said: ”Kevin was here about two hours on
Sunday, and had two pints of our own real ale, Tunnel Vision, which
we brew on site.
”He told us he loved it, and spent the afternoon relaxing and
enjoying the lovely scenery we’ve got.
”We’ve had a few famous people in here before, like Harry Enfield
and Ruby Wax, but Kevin Spacey is definitely our biggest star.”
New York Post, Thursday, 12 of July:
Spies at nightclub Home last Friday night saw the star “standing near a corner booth and dirty dancing by himself.”
Both scenes were supposed to take place on Friday 6 of july. Now, didn’t we know Kevin makes miracles
?
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Obviously one of the articles is a hoax. Something tells me it’s the NYP one… You should check up your sources more seriously, pal, and refrain from fantasizing ad libitum about people you don’t know.
Comment by Carmilla — July 15, 2007 @ 7:47 am
Well then how do you explain the e-mail I received from Patrick Swayze?
Ha! Got you there!
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — July 15, 2007 @ 12:18 pm
Oh, very funny!
Comment by Carmilla — August 6, 2007 @ 12:33 pm