According to the paparazzi, actress Jessica Biel has gone from “sweetheart” to “rude and surly” bitch after just two short months of dating Justin Timberlake and his oddly shaped nose.

From NY Daily News:

“She’s been rude and surly,” gripes one snapper.

“She used to pose for us nicely, and now that she’s with JT, she flips us off, hides her head and swears at us.”

“We call it the ‘Justin Timberlake Affliction’!”

What is it about the paparazzi that makes them such whiners? If I was them, I’d be completely ecstatic about Jessica Biel swearing at me all the time. Hearing her yell stuff at me like “Hey you, Mr. fucking handsome guy over there! Why don’t you fucking come over here and fuck me with that big fucking dick of yours!” would be like a dream come true.

Editor’s Note: The paparazzi are certainly onto something here with this whole “Justin Timberlake Affliction” thing. Case in point, these pictures of Cameron Diaz – also known in pap circles as “El Diablo” – before and after her breakup with Justin Timberlake.