I’m not going to pretend that I know what’s going on in this picture, but I pray it has something to do with Pamela Anderson being punched in the stomach. Repeatedly. With brass knuckles AND a roll of quarters. By that guy in the blue shirt in front of her – who was the last puncher in a line of fifty guys who all had really bad aim and hit her in the uterus instead. Because god damn it, that’s what you get for allowing Tommy Lee to impregnate you. You get a beating to guarantee that it will never happen again.

Editor’s Note: Seriously, it’s the law. Feel free to look it up while I field all this hate mail.