You may find this hard to believe, but what you are looking at right now is a picture of Jennifer Aniston leaving a Malibu restaurant with friend Courteney Cox. Amazing, isn’t it? At first glance, it’s like there’s nothing there and then bam! – you realize that you’re not wearing your glasses and that Jennifer Aniston is the worst hider ever.*

Of course, given Jenn’s love for the paparazzi, there’s a very good chance she’s not hiding at all. In fact, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if she wrapped herself in that tablecloth, just so she could play judge and hand down sentences of love and understanding to everyone who took her picture. That totally sounds like her.

Or maybe this picture was taken just moments before she draped that tablecloth over her head and entertained everyone with her “I’m the ghost of a vengeful black man” routine. “Oooooo….slave reparations….ooooooo….forty acres and a mule…..ooooo….Rent Norbit! It was hilarious! Really!….ooooo…..In stores now!….ooooo!” Yeah, that totally sounds like her too.

*Unlike Courteney Cox, of course. Don’t even bother looking for her in this picture; she’s an expert hider with the power of coke-induced anorexia on her side.

Editor’s Note: I think I’m going to print out this picture and send it to Charlton Heston. That way he can piss his pants out of fear instead of it just being Monday.