During a performance last week at Stereo, Mandy Moore gave her audience an extra special treat by forgetting the words to her hit single “Candy” and then reading them off her Blackberry.

From Page Six:

Page Six recently reported that words to some of her new album’s songs took aim at her ex, Zach Braff. When we asked about the guys young Hollywood women should avoid, she said, “I’d never name names . . . but I’d say stay away from anyone who is too insecure or self-involved.”

This reminds me of the time I started to write something about Mandy Moore, but then completely forgot who she was because all her movies suck and I don’t like fat chicks. I forget exactly what happened after that, but I’m pretty sure I ended up posting the one-sheet for her new film and then told everyone to go see it.

Editor’s Note: For those of you who will no doubt give me shit for referring to Mandy Moore as a “fat chick”, I ask you to open your hearts and admit that she at least has fat potential. This way you won’t have to waste your time berating me in the comments section below, and I won’t have to waste my time trying to figure out why the hell you would waste your time defending a celebrity who would sooner eat you than learn the lyrics to her own fucking songs to entertain you.