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June 19, 2007

Fergie Could Be A Superhero

Fergie 7 [Arriving at MTV Studios - June 18, 2007]

Has Fergie been out patrolling city streets late at night in an effort to save poor inebriated souls like myself from stumbling straight into Scientology inductment centers masquerading as doughnut shops or your mother’s bedroom? Well, according to my new Thetan commander, the answer to that question is my family and friends are all dead and my depression is really just a mild case of low blood sugar.

You know what? Why don’t you just answer that question yourself after viewing the photographic evidence I’ve compiled here. Like me, I’m sure you’ll come to the logical conclusion that Fergie is indeed a superhero.

Exhibit A: Fergie arrives at the MTV Studios yesterday in an outfit that looks strikingly similar to the one that hooker was wearing last night. Has Fergie been dumpster diving again? If so, I should probably invest in a shovel next time.

Fergie 1 [Arriving At MTV Studios - June 18, 2007]

Exhibit B: Fergie departs from the MTV Studios that same day in an outfit that is –gasp!- not the same. Seriously, that’s her – just hours later. You can tell because the sunglasses are the same. So…

Fergie 1 [Leaving MTV Studios - June 18, 2007]

…does all this mean that Fergie is currently living out of that big purse she’s carrying and hasn’t showered in weeks? Why, of course it does!

And there you have it: concrete proof that Fergie is indeed a homeless person. Or maybe even a prostitute that likes to get extra dirty so she tends to pack accordingly. Or…what? A superhero? Stop sniffing glue.

Editor’s Note: Notice how I didn’t make any comments about Fergie being ugly or about the strong possibility of her being a man? I’m so proud of myself; I think I’ve really turned a corner here.

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[Fergie - Arriving at MTV Studios / June 18, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]

 

Fergie 2 [Leaving MTV Studios - June 18, 2007]Fergie 3 [Leaving MTV Studios - June 18, 2007]Fergie 4 [Leaving MTV Studios - June 18, 2007]

[Fergie - Leaving MTV Studios / June 18, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]

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