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June 14, 2007

Britney Spears Needs Your Help

According to a message posted on her official website earlier today, Britney Spears wants to enlist the aid of â€œher most die-hard fansâ€ in helping her name her new album. Possible titles [and I swear to your fun-loving gay-hating God that Iâ€™m not making this up] include: â€œOmg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Likeâ€, â€œWhat if the Joke is on Youâ€, â€œDown boyâ€, â€œIntegrityâ€, and â€œDignityâ€.

The message in full:

â€œYouâ€™ll Never See It My Way, Because Youâ€™re Not Meâ€

Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.

Possible Album Titles:

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

Members of the Britney Spears Official Fan Club can vote by clicking here!

Wow, that Britney Spears, what a sense of humor! Integrity? Dignity? I just about pissed myself laughing at those ones. As for the first three, yeah, not so much. But thatâ€™s probably because my strict code of ethics and incredible love for all mankind prevents me from having such fun at the expense of people like Lindsay Lohan and this mysterious Down boy. Now if youâ€™ll all excuse me, Iâ€™ve got some orphan cleaning and homeless feeding to do.

Editorâ€™s Note: Now that Britney has officially thrown down the gauntlet, look for Lindsay Lohanâ€™s website to retaliate with a similar message asking fans to help her name her next film. Possible titles [and, just so weâ€™re clear, Iâ€™m totally making this shit up right now] include: â€œOmg is Like Britney Spears Like The Biggest Bitch Everâ€, â€œWhat if Britney Chokes on Youâ€, â€œBecause She Totally Goes Down, You Knowâ€, â€œIndignityâ€, and â€œBritney fucking who? Is she even relevant anymore? Or Ever?â€.

Source: [Britney Spears]

[Britney Spears - Slipping Her Nipple In Hollywood / June 12, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]

[Britney Spears - Flashing Her Crotch In The Valley / June 12, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]

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