Sexiest picture ever? You better believe it. Just check out that cleavage and…um…that sexy roll of fat being squeezed to death by a belt obviously dipped in both titanium and holy water. It’s just a shame Joely Fisher didn’t fully succumb to her delusions or she might have actually showed up at the Time for Heroes Carnival last weekend in something even sexier. Like maybe a nice bikini top or something – anything that would have shown off more of that sexy stomach and the tattoo of Steve McQueen running on it.

Special Note To Joely Fisher: Maybe you should think about standing for the rest of your life. Or hanging.