Just a quick update to let everyone know that Debra Messing still hasn’t hit puberty yet and probably never will since she’s only a few years away from menopause now. All of which begs the question: can a woman who has never grown breasts before actually enter menopause or has she simply been in that state all along? And if Debra has never actually had her period before, does that mean she has no idea what her blood looks like and may be under the false impression that she’s filled with Hershey’s chocolate syrup? The answers to these questions and more when I give a fuck.

Editor’s Note: In case you were wondering, yes, my breasts are larger than Debra Messing’s and I’m a thirty-year-old man. Normally, I would post proof of this, but since I have the chest of a twelve-year-old boy, I thought it would be best not to as someone at work might see you gawking at it and turn you in as a pedophile. And I think we all know what happens to pedophiles in prison. Yep, that’s right – free candy and the option to pursue your Masters. No 401k though, so you’ll have to decide if that’s an important deal-breaker for you or not.