Why is Hilary Duff continually allowed to wear her gag as a head band? I thought we all agreed. [Hilary Duff Is Going To Make My Ears Bleed Now]

These two guys look like they should be kissing each other, not Jessica Alba. [Pop Atlas]

Hugh Grant throws like a girl. [Dlisted]

If Drew Barrymore is the most beautiful person on the planet, then surely my ass is second. [The Evil Beet]

Eve arrested for DUI, blames snake. [Celebrity Nation]

Looks like Fergie came to in the shower again and thought she was already dressed. [The Skinny Website]

Just do it. [Buzznet]

Some crazy woman tried to run over Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James last weekend. And how do I know she’s crazy? Well, apparently she’s obsessed with Sandra Bullock – whoever that is. [TMZ]

What can I say about Jessica Biel’s ass that hasn’t been said a million times before… [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

And finally, here’s the new wax figure of Justin Timberlake. If you plan on seeing it in person, then you better make it quick before Cameron Diaz pulls off a daring heist and marries it. That is, of course, if I don’t do it first.