Personally, I think the best part about this celebrity upskirt from Mischa Barton is that you can’t see her eyes staring back at you as you jerk off. Guilt-free masturbation – that’s what were all about here at The Blog You Love To Hate. That and pointing out that Mischa Barton has more cellulite on the back of her thighs than Rosie O’Donnell has on the back of her fingers. Ooops, sorry.

Editor’s Note: I seriously need to put myself on hiatus before these posts get any worse. Or at least inject myself with some Draino to unclog my current state of writer’s block. I really don’t care which as long as I’m dead by morning and go to a place where there are no celebrities. Des Moines maybe?