Britney Spears Is Really Annoying
If you didn’t watch the video before reading this, then maybe you should go back and do so, Mr. I Don’t Like To Do Things In A Logical Manner. Otherwise, you might not understand why you should “always believe everything you read†and why you should never impersonate a Valley Girl unless your name is Deborah Foreman.
So, according to Britney’s woefully inept tongue-in-cheek logic, y’all need to believe the following:
Britney Spears has the mind of a spoiled eight-year-old on too much sugar.
Britney Spears currently weighs about as much as a truckload of Britney Spears from 2001.
Britney Spears is only rich and famous because of us. [Man, I know the truth hurts, but that one really stung.]
I am the most handsome man alive.
You want to have sex with me.
The war in Iraq isn’t so much a war as it is a party.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Clicking on those ads to the right will not only make you rich, but also give you a monster orgasm.
The meaning of life is this picture of Vanessa Marcil.
Editor’s Note: Before today, there was actually a small piece of humanity deep inside me that felt kind of bad for Britney and her obviously troubled existence. But now, after watching this video, that small piece of humanity has officially shriveled up and died.
Do you hear that sound, Britney? Those are my dogs of war. I have unleashed them, you cranky Cajun cunt. Enjoy the summer.
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Pingback by JordanIsYourHomeboy.com - I just wanna link you baby — April 17, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
This is all Larry Rudolph’s fault.
http://www.damnimcute.com/hoebags/britney-spears-fires-manager/
Comment by DIC Celebrity Gossip — April 19, 2007 @ 3:00 am
You’re very own sarcasm mirrors that of whom you’re attempting to diss. Jumping on the bandwagon of BRITNEY HATERZ may be the call of the century at the moment, but this bish would not be this magnetic if people didn’t like her.
Take a long, piercing look at your very own interest… as you’ve posted a rather lengthy text about someone you supposedly have disdain for…
PS. You’re the second most handsome man, next to moi…
Besos
Comment by Crazy Eddie — April 21, 2007 @ 9:44 pm