Desperately NOT Seeking Rosanna Arquette In A Bikini
![Rosanna Arquette 1 [Maui - April 2, 2007]](/images/large/misc/Rosanna-Arquette-1-Post.jpg)
Whoa, settle down there, boys. Before you start spitting on your hand and turning up that mood music, I think you should know that the woman you’re looking at right now is 47-years-old. That means if you’re under the age of thirty, she’s actually old enough to be your mother or possibly even your grandmother if you’re currently reading this off your laptop as you wait for your turn on the slide. Whee!!!
Now, to be honest, seeing Rosanna Arquette in a bikini really doesn’t do too much for me one way or the other. It’s kind of like watching Drew Barrymore and her enormous jaw hit on every guy in the club. I really don’t have a problem with it as long as she keeps her distance and gives me the option to look away when I feel queasy.
So with that being said, I will close this post with nary a compliment nor vicious attack on the once-much better looking Rosanna Arquette. Because like my daddy always said, “It’s never wise to lie or be mean to a pregnant woman, son – especially when that pregnant woman has the last pack of cigarettes in the house.â€
![Rosanna Arquette 2 [Maui - April 2, 2007]](/images/large/misc/Rosanna-Arquette-2-Post.jpg)
[Rosanna Arquette - Maui / April 2, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]
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