Sylvester Stallone Is A Pussy
…and you can tell him I said that too.
According to The Daily Mail, aging action star Sylvester Stallone has been forced to hire a thirty-year-old body double to perform his stunts on the set of his new film “John Rambo†because he’s “way too old for this kind of shit†and the Australians have his steroids. Oh yeah, and he’s a pussy.
Pussy.
From Daily Mail:
In the new movie Rambo finds himself recruited by a group of Christian human rights missionaries to protect them against pirates, during a humanitarian aid delivery to the persecuted Karen people of Burma.
After some of the missionaries are taken prisoner by sadistic Burmese soldiers, Rambo gets a second impossible job: to assemble a team of mercenaries to rescue the surviving relief workers.
Don’t worry; I shouldn’t be gone for more than a couple of days. The director even promised to have me back in the States by Sunday. You know, for church.
Source: [Daily Mail]
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