As a fan of TV show “Prison Break” [as opposed to real-life prison breaks like the one in “The Prince of Tides” – definitely not a fan of those], I can say with a fair amount of certainty that this is a picture of its charismatic star Wentworth Miller at a press conference in Seoul. What I cannot tell you, however, is what the fuck he was thinking when he decided to fly over to Korea to push something called Bean Pole Jeans [what? Nicole Richie was busy?] and then happily allow himself to be photographed on stage hugging two giant teddy bears.

Now I’m no expert on being gay, but since I am an expert on being a macho misogynistic asshole with latent homosexual tendencies, I’m pretty sure Wentworth’s little trip to Korea here has officially solidified his gayness for all time.

For you see if Wentworth was really as straight as he continuously claims to be, he’d be off promoting manly things like beer and boxing gloves and wearing Wranglers instead of Bean Poles with a matching T-shirt. He probably would have also kicked those stuffed bears back into the crowd and demanded that the Koreans bring him real ones so he could wrestle them on stage with his bare hands. And then a sword because he was famished and needed to kill his dinner before sundown. Because that, my friends, is exactly what a real man would do. We rely on acts of violence to prove our manliness, which I guess is why there’s so many of us in prison right now fucking each other up the ass.

Editor’s Note: I hope you enjoy this video of Wentworth Miller wondering what the fuck is going on as two crazy Korean chicks talk around him. It’s positively kooky. [did that sound gay? Because if it did, I really meant to say, “it’s really cool and stuff. Yo."]