Piper Perabo Is Giving Me A Headache
Given her choice of coat and matching scarf, I think it’s safe to assume that Piper Perabo hates herself almost as much as Britney hates soap and well-thought-out decisions. Not only that, but I have also concluded that by posing in front of a wall of repeating posters like this, Piper is purposely trying to assassinate me from afar. In fact, I should probably stop looking at this photograph before I permanently stroke out and the paramedics find me with this dress on again. Oh, the phone numbers I walked away with last time.
Editor’s Note: Yes, I did just use the word “assassinate†instead of “kill†or “murder†in reference to what some may call my paranoid delusions. I am, after all, the ruler of my parent’s basement, and hopefully, maybe even the kitchen one day.
Editor’s Helpful Advice: Did you try looking for your remote between the legs and armpits of Piper here? Because I bet you it’s there. If not, I’m sure you’ll at least come across some loose change or maybe an earring or two.
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Her name stinks,first and last.
Comment by Anonymous — May 20, 2008 @ 7:32 am