It’s official: Angelina Jolie has completed the adoption process once again and is now the proud mother of a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy named Pax Thien (which means “peaceful sky” in Latin & Vietnamese or, more appropriately, “one lucky motherfucker” in English).

From People:

Jolie’s rep says she took custody of the child on Thursday in Vietnam. They will remain in the country for about a week while the child’s American passport is processed, the rep says.

The boy had been living at the Tam Binh orphanage outside Ho Chi Minh City ever since he was abandoned at a hospital as a baby, according to adoption officials. Shortly after he arrived at the facility, staff attempted to locate his birth parents, but to no avail.

As expected, Angelina Jolie is collecting children faster than ever now. She’s gone from adopting one child in 2002 to adopting two children and having one of her own in less than two years. The last time I saw a pattern like this, I was watching [insert the title of any movie, television show, or documentary about serial killers here].

Personally, I give it about five more years and about twenty children later before her compulsion really kicks into high gear and she’s flying over impoverished nations dropping nets over large groups of people to adopt. And let me tell you a little something: it won’t matter if you’re a toothless 80-year-old man, a toothless 8-year-old or a cactus (obviously toothless) – if you’re under the net, you’re a Jolie now. Or, if you’re lucky, a Jolie-Pitt, or, if I’m lucky, a Jolie-von Stroheim. Or maybe, just maybe, a Pitt-von Stroheim. Oh yeah, I bet you didn’t see that last one coming.

Editor’s Note: By the way, when Angelina truly loses it, you can bet her adoption procedures are going to look a lot like this: