Sienna Miller Is Full Of Excuses (And Coke)
Actress Sienna Miller – a woman who recently admitted to taking drugs because “they’re fun†(no shit) – has blamed a mild form of Tourette’s syndrome – a neurological disorder often associated with making obscene or inappropriate remarks like “vote Republican†or “Amen†– for the trouble she found herself in last fall after referring to the wonderful city of Pittsburgh (Go Feelers!) as “Shitsburgh†in an interview with Rolling Stone.
From Female First:
She says, “These things just come out. I think it might be mild Tourette’s, not to insult people who have proper Tourette’s, but I will say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate time to the most inappropriate person. Always. Guaranteed.”
And Miller reveals she has a string of cheeky nicknames for other American states, explaining, “Massivetwos**ts is Massachusetts. Connecticu*t, or Connectibutt.”
I don’t want to get too scientific here, but according to my bible and trusty crucifix, Tourette’s syndrome is really just another fancy way of saying “demonic possession†in French. Which may sound cool and everything, but could also be dangerously misleading as some people may try to cure this infliction with pills instead of daily showers with their Parish Priest like they’re supposed to.
Not that any of this really matters in the case of Sienna Miller since I am doubtful she is possessed by anything more than a willingness to fuck her way to the top with as much coke in her system as possible. Instead, I simply think she says stupid and inappropriate things because she herself is just stupid and inappropriate. Kind of like me writing brilliant and thought-provoking prose because I have a brilliant and thought-provoking penis.
Hehehehe, I said penis.
Source: [Female First]
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Pingback by JordanIsYourHomeboy.com - I like to link it link it — March 13, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
Please go away Sienna….. you are only “on” the radar because of Jude Law. You are a product of being with someone, not talent. Please, please go away. Just go.
Comment by Annick — April 26, 2007 @ 7:54 am