Nicole Kidman Is…Boo!
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Hey, don’t blame me if you just spilled coffee all over your lap. It’s not my ghostly ass up there on the screen, it’s Nicole Kidman’s. I merely posted the picture, which, let me tell you, was no easy task. Not only did it take me almost an hour to make a garlic necklace for protection, but my voice is now hoarse after saying all those Holy Marys.
On the plus side though, at least I’m not nursing first-degree burns like you. It must really be hard trying to figure out where your sexually transmitted rash ends and where the burns begin. Maybe it’s best you just take the rest of the day off and go home. Just tell your boss I said it was okay and remind him that I still have those pictures from the petting farm. I’m sure he’ll understand.
Editor’s Note: I am absolutely amazed that Nicole Kidman can spend this much time outside and still be that white. I betcha she gets mistaken for Oprah a lot.
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[Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban - St. Barth / March 5, 2007 - Click To Enlarge]
It’s called sunscreen, dumbass.
Given that she’s grown up in a country where the sun fries the hell out of you, it’s a habit she’s gotten into. Skin cancer is not a joke.
Comment by taleya — March 7, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
Sunscreen? What the hell is that? Some kind of Voodoo?
Back to hell with you, witch!
Comment by Erich von Stroheim — March 7, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
Yeah, but sunscreen lets you tan!
Comment by Ruthie — March 10, 2007 @ 11:11 am
What the hell was he thinking? He tattooed her name to his arm! Was that his to show her is undying love for her? Didn’t Angelina sandblast off Billy Bob’s name?
Comment by Sharon — March 10, 2007 @ 11:14 am
what spiritual genius this commentary mostly projects.an ice pole up colis ass,ha!i absolutely love and bless people with such hateful sensibilty.
the rest to me about her being real,charitable is all hogwash from bored,marveling ass kissers.
sorry keith you look like a old fallen lost prophet
who married jezebel out of bitterness.
false light on her my friends ,false light…
Comment by elijah hates jezebel — March 22, 2007 @ 6:15 pm
you, people mind your own bussiness.
Comment by rojen — November 7, 2007 @ 2:33 am