Tori Spelling Is Still Pregnant
Before anyone goes hog-wild or has a cow, let me say that I did not post this picture of Tori Spelling so I could mock his recent weight gain. Instead, I am posting this picture as definitive proof that a man can indeed become pregnant and possibly even carry to full term.
Also, if I made fun of Tori’s weight in that picture, then I would have absolutely no reason to post this one:
As you can see, it’s probably NOT a good idea to wear a dress that short when your thighs resemble two oak trees mating.
Editor’s Note: Could someone please e-mail me the details surrounding the obvious bet lost by Tori’s husband? I’m dying to know the conditions of his servitude.












I am sketchy on the details, but something about her ‘maybe’ someday inheriting a bazillion dollars……and a bet that he couldn’t hold on that long.
Comment by sara — March 5, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
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