Britney Spears Hates Jesus
According to the always-reliable News of the World, troubled pork star Britney Spears tried to hang herself with a bed sheet while in rehab last week as part of a fun-filled day that also included writing the number 666 on her shaved head and screaming “I am the Anti-Christ†to anyone who would listen.
From News of the World:
Her pal told us: “She is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, ‘I am the Antichrist!’
“The clinic people just didn’t know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I’m a fake! I’m a fake!’ It must have been really frightening.
“When she tried to hang herself it was more a cry for help.”
It’s nice to see that Britney’s breakdowns are as clichéd and predictable as her pop songs. In fact, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if her next breakdown begins with her trying to lift a huge marble water fountain and ends with her trying to convince Madeline Stowe that she’s from the future. Hell, maybe she’ll even throw in a little masturbatory time with a crucifix or search out and kill Roman Polanski’s pregnant girlfriend before she gives birth to John Connor, the one man who can bring an end to the machines.
If you’re sensing a theme here, then you obviously don’t work at the Promises rehab clinic. Because if you did, you would have realized by now that Britney Spears is not so much crazy as she is just acting crazy and that most of these foolish shenanigans could be avoided by simply unplugging her TV and wheeling it out of the room.
…and pumping her with enough Thorazine to drop a cow. Make that two cows. She’s been looking kind of chunky lately.
Special Note to Britney Spears: If you were truly “The Anti-Christâ€, I think it would take more than just a bed sheet to kill you. Perhaps you should try something a bit more dangerous like traffic or mud wrestling Tammy Faye Baker.
Source: [News of the World]
So now its being reported that Britney Spears scrawled 666 on her head and attempted suicide?
This is either the next step in her road to publicity or another tragic sign that she’s in some serious trouble.
But its hard to feel too bad for someone who seemingly had everything, then pissed it away having a “good time”. She did this to herself. The embarassing pictures of and videos of her having sex can still be found on all kinds of dumpsites like (NSFW). Those will never go away.
The videos of her shaving her head and attacking photographers are also everywhere now. She’s bound to lose her kids because of her actions.
If anyone really cares about this girl they better do something fast before she does something that really will hurt her or her kids.
Comment by john — March 5, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
“The clinic people just didn’t know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I’m a fake! I’m a fake!’ It must have been really frightening.
Oh PLEASE! What do you mean it “must have been really frightening” The people, the staff/professionals, that work at places such as “Promises” (which go under the guise as a rehab facility to the rich and famous but is really just a luxury hotel/treatment center whose only ‘promise’ is to capitalize on their clients/patients and ‘promise’ to take their money)are supposed to be ‘professionals’ and if, hearing their patients yelling off the wall things, such as “I am the anti-christ”, etc. frighten them, I suggest that the staff/employees at “Promises” are NOT professionals at all. If I was losing my mind to such a degree that I needed to be admitted into a facility to help me deal with my crisis … I’d want out of it pretty damn quick if the staff were frightened, nervous, or even shocked by my out-bursts. If someone is in full crisis mode the one thing that they need (other than some serious psychotic medication) is to feel safe and grounded and to able to be reigned in by the staff at the facility they are in.
If the staff at “Promises” were truly frightened by Britney’s rantings and ravings then it confirms to me that Promises is NOT a true rehab facility and certainly doesn’t employee the correct type of staff who should be expected to be able to be equipped to deal with such things.
Rehab my ass. The best thing for you in rehab is to sit next to a guy from skid
row and realize you’re just as much an alcoholic/addict as he is. Learning
humility is part of the recovery process.
I can guarantee you that Britney ain’t sitting next to anyone, especially someone from skid row!
Comment by Tanya — March 6, 2007 @ 1:33 am
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